my life is all making tasty vegan meals with loving kindness in my heart
haikoo:
post-graduation
want to get back to my roots
aka nothing
Mom: I m going to the flyers game with uncle bob
Me: Tonight??
Mom: Yes they’re fighting Now
Me: Wow lucky! I want to go sometime
Mom: Uncle Bob says u can go when u r home
Mom: Can you call me or text me?
Me: Sorry I didn’t call, writing a paper. What’s up?
Mom: You are writing a paper on a Saturday night.
Me: Yes mom it is finals period.
Mom: I am sorry; someone just reminded me it’s finals week
Me: Someone?
Mom: A salesgirl who has a son in college.
Mom: A
Me: Oh okay, are you at the mall i guess?
Mom: Emily and I are at coventry mall
Me: Aw nice
Mom: Yes and emily bought a lot of underwear. Emily wanted to know if she could buy you some.
Me: No.
Mom: Why cant we buy you something that you need. The panties are $1.99 & the bras are $3.99 & $5.99
Me: Ughhhhh whatever if I don’t like em I can return them
Mom: I bougheou
Mom: What I meant to say is that I bought you other stuff and Emily will pick it out.
Me: Okay cool
Mom: Are you a medium or a small in underwear?
Me: I have no idea
Mom: Bra size?
Me: I don’t know, I’m not even wearing a bra right now
Mom: You are truly a feminist. That’s a compliment
Me: Thanks mom
Mom: I think you are a 34a
Me: Yeah that sounds right I guess. Mom don’t get me bras I only wear two of mine anyway
Mom: Ok we will use our best judgment

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